Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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