So drunk its hurt
I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Randomize
