IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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