So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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