I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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