finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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