New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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