i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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