laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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