May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I will pee on everything he values.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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