Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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