I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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