i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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