let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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