life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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