he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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