how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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