I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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