How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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