omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
Randomize
