he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
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