ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
