Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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