just come out here and I will go home with you...
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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