He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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