Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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