Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
I don't deserve a penis
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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