put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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