508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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