My hair reeks of homosexuality.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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