so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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