you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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