Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
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