I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
my poor anus
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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