she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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