no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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