Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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