There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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