Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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