I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
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