I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
Randomize
