Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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