I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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