He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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