David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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