Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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