We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
