Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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