so explain again why im purple
no
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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