You really coming over, don't trick.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
We are two peas in an std pod
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
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