shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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