I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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