How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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