And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Randomize
