Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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