my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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