Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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