wat bout pragnant strippers??
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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