he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
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